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you made her angry…she told you that you wouldn’t like it if she got angry…
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I don’t see how
maybe one is sitting on the toilet, and then the other is facing and sitting on the first person…?or the girl is just sitting on the toilet and the guy is sitting on the girl, with his dick in the open space left over by her legs..??
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for a second i thought that the person was squirting colors out of their nose.
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just one of those days…
when my soul decides to fly out of my eyes when I sneeze…
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The Best Way to Get Past Traffic
Morning Commute Pro Tip: always use the water slide lane.
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Client: I don’t know… I don’t like the blue and white together.
Me: What’s the problem with the colors?
Client: It looks Argentinean
Me: So?
Client: And the new pope its Argentinean and we are not a religious firm. So, please, change all the colors.
I bet they don’t allow the weekends off as well.
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Aziz Ansari’s on the show tonight!
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I can’t help laughing at the woman just standing there and staring at the guy like “WTF?”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/749abf46ee91b6a11136b388e410d3c5/tumblr_mn5p215HMu1qhub34o1_500.gif)
Aziz Ansari’s on the show tonight!
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I can’t help laughing at the woman just standing there and staring at the guy like “WTF?”
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You would have known exactly what those crafty dinosaurs were up to if you weren’t so busy picking red DOTS out of the box.
WARNING: Spoilers ahoy!
5 Brilliant Clues Hidden in the Background of Movies
#5. Jurassic Park: A Seat Belt Malfunction Reveals That the Dinosaurs Can Reproduce
[P]aleontologist Dr. Sam Neill discovers that the dinosaurs are breeding despite the fact that they were genetically engineered to all be female (specifically to prevent this). It is a development that, indeed, no one saw coming, for how in the name of science could a bunch of prehistoric lizards equipped with nothing but girl parts be expected to make babies?
However, if you were paying close attention, it’s a twist the movie gives away in the first 20 minutes.
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Warning: Dinosaurs may start reproducing and then trying to kill all those motherf***ers who are stupid enough to resurrect the T-Rex and all the other carnivores, all in the name of science, amusement, and entertainment for the kids. Right.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/690db28aaca74068c49c8c8f6b183402/tumblr_mn5ksap91T1qz5q5lo1_1280.jpg)
You would have known exactly what those crafty dinosaurs were up to if you weren’t so busy picking red DOTS out of the box.
WARNING: Spoilers ahoy!
5 Brilliant Clues Hidden in the Background of Movies
#5. Jurassic Park: A Seat Belt Malfunction Reveals That the Dinosaurs Can Reproduce
[P]aleontologist Dr. Sam Neill discovers that the dinosaurs are breeding despite the fact that they were genetically engineered to all be female (specifically to prevent this). It is a development that, indeed, no one saw coming, for how in the name of science could a bunch of prehistoric lizards equipped with nothing but girl parts be expected to make babies?
However, if you were paying close attention, it’s a twist the movie gives away in the first 20 minutes.
Warning: Dinosaurs may start reproducing and then trying to kill all those motherf***ers who are stupid enough to resurrect the T-Rex and all the other carnivores, all in the name of science, amusement, and entertainment for the kids. Right.
